Wednesday, March 6, 2013

PRETENDING TO BE BUSY

I love pretending to be really really busy which is wholly ironic since the majority of my lifestyle is based on.Well not doing work.Unless you count the occasional volunteer work which is usually done in vain.(school cred) and followed with none stop bragging/complaining or the dish washing and house tidying which usually happens when my mom fires yet another maid(their fault.my mom doesnt tolarate sloppiness or lies).

I cant even control it anymore from the minute i walk out the door i hurry down i swear if you didnt know me you would think im late for a very important meeting.Im constantly checking over my wrist for time,texting on my phone,emailing,tweeting,facebooking,wattpading or just looking at my albums.
And walking really fast.For a short girl i surprisingly cover long distances fast and easy!i impress.

Even in my social life its now a bit mad.See for the fact that im in homeschool i get somewhat convinient hours.And compain about beign in a bubble.But just sometimes and if im not in school i make up a reason like "oh sorry aunt(insertname)i have a 1000word thesis on BEARDSHAW due next tues.And Laur got dumped again soo..."-and yes in translation what i actually mean is that il be home hating myself for not studying enough so il call on the girls or guys to come cheer me up by doing the most sensible activity.DUH!Talking BS about people we know together.What?everyone does it!
And if my friends are really really busy too.I tweet endlessly,stalk celebrities i like and send them hate mail because they look SO much better in mixed prints and fushia lips than i do so il be obviously sending them my love that way since im not that good with feelings.Just ask TaylorSwift.i have her on google alert so yeah i made her bait...gotta love the internate.Besides Tay makes it easy her love life is like a soap opera im waiting till it turns into something off a plotline of 'The Bold And Beautiful'

Oh and yes i mostly pretend beign busy at family gatherings or in town just when i see an incoming chipper all i do is come up with a look of feigned concretration and furrowed brows like im seconds away from discovering the cure of cancer.that way people think im really busy and wont approach me.If they approach me anyhow i give them a look of disgust like they just crop dusted me with liquid aids and then told me they dont believe in equal rights for the gays.Even the swarvely dressed ones.You know them like that gay from single ladies,or glee,or Revenge.

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